Killer Clowns Are Back in Town (h)


“He was selling balloons, you know, I wanted to buy one for my son.”

A local resident of Northwest Stockton got his veins popped after attempting to purchase balloons from a clown. The father and son were on a stroll on October 12, 2022, at 8:44 p.m PST when they encountered the unknown clown. The father stated he was stabbed in the arm multiple times when he was reaching for the balloon. The neighbors heard a terrifying scream from the son and rushed out to aid the father until EMS arrived. In a similar incident that took place on October 8, 2022, a little girl suffered injuries that sent her to the hospital. She claimed she accidentally popped a balloon and was met with blade confetti. 

    “There were hundreds of mini blades that came down right onto her head,” the older sister of the girl stated. “I saw it pierce through her scalp and I was like–oh my god what do I do? I don’t know how he even got the blades into the balloon without popping it.”

As of today, we are still unable to locate the killer clown’s whereabouts. Stockton P.D. is suspecting both incidents are from the same clown.

    “We advise you all to stay away from anyone dressed in a clown suit, and especially do not buy anything from them,” says Lieutenant Wilson.


Additional information will be public as the Stockton Police Department and Crimeminister continue investigating.